50 Shades of Meh

Dear Honey

I have had to give up reading Fifty Shades of Grey because I kept on falling asleep. I have found myself wondering if there is a landfill site where people can send their copies?
Am I missing something vital? Everyone else seems to find it scintillating but my subconscious is NOT rolling her eyes at me and my inner goddess seems to have gone on holiday. I’m worried I might have turned into Angela Merkel overnight. Please reassure.


A Lady

Dear Lady

You are not alone.

Love, Honey

About Honey

Freelance girlfriend and life coach Honey Blennerhesket has been called 'a cross between Mary Poppins and Emma Peel' and 'the one woman every man needs on speed dial'.

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